An essay from Angel...
Sunday, July 25, 2010
1: Hi sexy Linnie toh xin miao :D You believe, I can easily write thousand word for you ? Yeah you're so gonna believe it plzplzplz. Very easy, maybe. K la, not, I abit noob in writing actually. My English c6, lit c5, hehex. I jiayou la kkkk.
Uh, okay, first time see you, you like one ah siao. Keep talk non-stop, sexy s...ial wl :@ Oh and then know you for ten months over then we meet !! And that was Annabel's birthday wootx. And you cab over to dhoby ghaut, spending 13 bucks :D Cute plz. I remember the cost !! Cause you talk quite loud plz. And keep telling different people (loud ._. Then I think we watched Sisters keeper ??? Went off halfway, and Sarah threw pad. Wee !! And yeah, the "All stand" thing the movie said. I stood right :$ Hehe shy eh. CUTE DAY PLZ.
2: Ohwell !! And mamafcuker, we had some shy stunt on 10 Dec !!!! I think so la ah. Then don't know what shytie cute stuff. I keep go Tamp find you and go out w you. Hehehex. And your house too heex !!!! First few time see your mama, she like normal only. Then more times alrd, she damn cute la wtf. That time Ubin, was ...very fun and funny and cute and nice and yeah.
You also very kp one lo wl. Nehneh whole day zaogeng. Then I tiao you you say I biantai ._. Sua. I biantai but you rike me ._. My dick is 2cm radius from the start of the day I start to have. And itz so not growing nor shrinking. Well. I remember how ' Shuaige ' come about alrd yknow ? Itz edlyn broggie. I anyhow bomb one Shuaige at her cbox then I continue bomb everywhere. Then 136, then shuaige sua, I got no more names. I clever ? :D Oh well !!!
3: My dick in freezer !!! Yknow, when you take it out, it is hard, frozen, cooling, icy, stiff, strong, full blast energy,. But yet the sperm and etc inner the dick, are piping hot and fresh and strong and energetic and poweristic ! Kkkk then rush to egg like a fast and steady only. But it never works on your egg, no m...atter via fb, msn, sms, cbox, or what shyt thing. Because, you got dick too, lmao. And well. You put it in freezer too, did you ? :D Actually this stuffs abit personal and seems abit wrong ah, shy k wtf.
4: Uh. Bus auntie cliquequeuque. Heex. Malina ballage ! Abit joke har the auntie uncle driver cute thing !! Your birthday last year. I wish you at 11.59 via text har !? Pro anot ......... You rike right !! Actually I don’t remember, but ya, you told me that, lol hehex. And this year. I wished you via: call, cbox, sms, ...msn, fb msg, email, fb wall, face-to-face, whisper.... !!! And what ah. And write for you !! Kkkk ten times at least plz . Planned to wish you fourteen times actually, but I cannot think of anymore ways to wish youz. Aww okay . You plz feel shy... Hehehe.
5: And then, your birthday, keep show people Joyce profile and her hundred over profile pictures ._. Lol plz. Then you go fast red when you just merely drank a sip or so of vodka prus sprite. Funny ah !! (I going t drink ltr w my meimei, I excited ley) Oh heh, I rike the way I feel so shy t show you your card plz. I al...so don’t know I shy what. Hide for like, uh, 4 times or what. LOL. And you stupid la, touch till alrd, you also nvr notice !! Hahahaha.
Uh. I think you’re cute, easygoing, stupid, idiot, kaopei, guailan, friendly, siao, crazy, pretty, nice, FIERCE, nehneh big, make-not-funny-lame-cold-jokes, shy, my dickie’s good couple. Hehe. But I rike kkkkk. You’ve got a rot of flends . And you treat all also machiam same. And you like a siao srsly D;
(Idiot eh, you and the 174. Go die la wl. Make me shy only. Idiotidiotidiot. I typing this thousand thing eh, then you text me that, shy !! I don’t know t type already !! Idiot omg !! Plz keep it to yourself kkkk !)
6: You’ve got one mama, papa, didi, ahma, living w you hehexzc. You’re fourteen and your birthday is on the 9th of July. You ‘ve got a lot -fake- brother sisters childrens mama papa etc. And I am your erzi plz. You’re from East view primary and in choir and you performed at some place that day, I don’t know the place c...all what la, smth songka eh ._. Then naow you in Damai secondary hehehex.
Oh hi hehex. I’m your laogong also heh. And, laogong = yeobo = yeoballs = 有balls = got balls. HEHE SHY LEY WL.
7: I love you and your sot. I love you and your boobs. I love you and your family. I love you and your CLASSMATES. I love you and your fierceness. I love you and your fake dick. I love you and your fake sperms. I love you and your skin allergy t sun. I love you and your house at tamp. I love you and your relatives all ...live very near, like within same area /district one. I love you and your bra – it’s white w pink polka dots and you say is orange, ah whatever plz LOL. I love you and your messy shelf. I love you and our a year seven months and nineteen days. I love you and your house. I love you and your ducks. I love you because we drank a little vodka that night and I’m not drunk yet you anyhow bomb I drunk t Breena. LOL.
I love you and you plz feel very very very shy. I’m not cheating because I love you and I love THOUSAND WORDS. :D
done.